-knock knock.
—who’s there?
-freedom.
freedom would never knock
freedom rings
And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.
If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.
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At NASA’s Drawing Board - J R Eyerman
Why don’t these geniuses just get a wider chalkboard?
In no particular order, because no one asked:
Talladega Nights
The Avengers
Blues Brothers
Gladiator
The Dark Knight
More promo pics for Community 4.04, “Alternative History of the German Invasion” - airing February 28, 2013.
How are we doing a German Invasion episode that doesn’t involve Nick Kroll’s hilarious German Foosballer?
Stats Pr0n of the Day
Ever wonder where all those “missed connections” on Craigslist are happening? Designer Dorothy Gambrell created this infographic for Psychology Today, which shows the most common places where these romantic encounters happen across the United States. Unsurprisingly, it seems as though Californians typically lock eyes in the gym, while New York residents have their love connections on the subway, with quite a few Walmart states in between.
I refuse to move to a Walmart state.
The Car? What exactly are you people doing Georgia, locking eyes while in traffic?
Prague’s Astronomical Clock
The Prague Astronomical Clock, or Pražský Orloj, is a medieval clock mounted on the southern wall of Prague’s Old Town City Hall. Clockmaker Mikuláš of Kadaň and Jan Šindel manufactured the Orloj’s astronomical dial just over 600 years ago in 1410. Despite being the world’s oldest working astronomical clock, the Pražský Orloj still provides an overwhelming amount of information.
This sophisticated clock’s dials, hands and markings display the times of sunrise and sunset, moonrise and moonset, the height of the sun at midday, the times of the solstices and equinoxes, how the Sun moves through the zodiac and how the Moon and the Sun move in the sky above them. It also tells the time—in three different ways! The Orloj is a beautiful and intricate representation of the human desire to understand and explore the heavens.
To see more photographs of this truly amazing clock, visit the Pražský Orloj | Astronomical Clock location page.
I’ve been here! But I did not awkwardly pose in front of it (shouts to my favorite facebook album) so I cannot directly prove it to you. Just trust me!